tinareher said: But is she wearing shoes, because that’s all I know about her… Lack of shoes. Scchhhh, don’t tell any of my fellow Danes I’m not watching. They will deport me or something.
no she was shoeless but the tactic worked because you guys won!
Eurovision is the only time where Europe doesn’t feel like we are in Narnia
FOR ONCE A YEAR WE ARE OUT OF THE CLOSET
No wait that came out wrong..
no it came out perfectly
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The Swedish smorgasbord. Elks are horny, jokes about idea, the Swedish chef, dancing meatballs. All to a catchy cabaret/musical number.
Swedeni love you
petition for the cast of horrible histories to be britain’s entry next year
yes.
that…that might work.
this needs to happen
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Aw I lost a follower due to the Eurovision spam. Im torn between ‘I did warn you’ and ‘clearly I didn’t try hard enough to be annoying’
I’m pretty much don with the spamming now :)
beginner’s guide to eurovision song contest
i literally cannot express how accurate and culturally important this is
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First time I heard this I thought he was singing ‘pilau’. Yes Ireland is now singing about their love for rice.
Gratuitous topless tattood hot men hello.
On a sea of cheese.
Sounds accurate, bless their Disney dreaming hearts.
I feel like this would do well if it was in the charts. She has a gwen stefani/lady gaga (sane) look going with that outfit.
Go Norway.
Nice suit, The music reminds me of another song but I can’t think of what song. Otherwise kinda meh.
was anyone else secretly hoping for bonnie to just change her mind and “TURN AROUUUUUUND”
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